THE PERSISTENT WIDOW (Luke 18:1-8)
Characters:
· - The Judge
· - The Woman
· - The Clerk of the
Court
· - Two guards
(non-speaking)
Props:
Table, chair, carafe, glass, black robe, wig, gavel, whip.
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Scene: A courtroom. Table up
on chancel steps. A chair behind it facing the congregation. On the table, a
flask of water, a glass and a gavel.
Clerk: All be upstanding for the Judge…
etc.
Clerk runs up and down aisle
as necessary, continuing to instruct everyone to stand and making sure everyone
does so.
Enter Judge at rear of
church. He makes his way to the front with a swagger. Sits down on the chair
and raps the gavel.
Judge: Be seated. The Court is now in
session.
Waits for everyone to sit,
pours a glass of water, takes a swig direct from the carafe, burps loudly, then
jadedly sweeps his eyes over the congregation.
Judge: (Condescendingly)
Ah, the usual scruffy rabble, I see. What’s it going to be today? (Imitates whiny voice of a supplicant) “Please,
your Honour, me neighbour won’t cut his hedge.” And “Please, your Honour, the…”
Judge is interrupted by a
woman shouting from the back row:
Woman: Please, your Honour, me Landlord’s
stolen me goat. I’m just a poor…
Judge cuts her off with a rap
of his gavel.
Judge: Silence in court! So, what have we got on the agenda today?
Woman: I tell you ‘e’s taken me goat. I’m
just a poor widow…
Judge: (Raps
gavel) Silence in court! I won’t warn you again, Madam. (Clearly irritated by now) Can we have
the first case, please! Some time before Christmas would be good if you can
manage it!
Guards drag someone out of
the congregation and frog-march them up to the front… this should be improvised
based on those present. The following exchange is just an example.
Clerk: Your Honour, this [man] was seen
during the hours of daylight [wearing an offensive waistcoat calculated to
induce eye-strain and nausea on the part of innocent bystanders. It is further
alleged that he did....
.....occasioning emotional trauma to some of those present].
.....occasioning emotional trauma to some of those present].
Judge: Have you anything to say before
sentence is passed? (Leaving no time for
an answer) No, I guessed not. (To
guards) Take him away and flog him.]
Guards hustle the accused
away. Judge picks up the glass and takes a swig, then looks at the contents
with disgust.
Judge: Isn’t there anything
stronger in the cupboard?...No?...Hmm, pity! What next?
Woman: (Still
shouting from the back) I was just a week behind with me rent, an’ ‘e took me
goat. And now I’ve paid up…
Judge: (Bangs
gavel) Guards, remove that woman from the Court.
Guards go and firmly escort
the woman out to the porch. All the time she is protesting:
Woman: It’s not fair… I demand justice… He took
me goat. I’ve paid him now, but he won’t give it back. And I’m just a poor
widow…
The door is shut firmly, and
she is cut off. The judge mops his brow with a handkerchief, takes another swig
of water and looks scornfully at the contents.
Judge: Clerk to the Court, are you sure there
isn’t anything a little stronger? (Pause)
No?... Guards! Take him away and flog him!
The guards frog-march the Clerk away.
Woman: (Bursting
in at the back and shouting) I saw that! What kind of judge are you? You’re
supposed to care about justice. I….
Judge: (Bangs gavel). Silence, woman! Approach the bench. (She does so, and stands with her head bowed
at the foot of the steps with her back to the congregation) Justice? Don’t
talk to me about justice. My job is to keep the peace, not to worry about what people
like you think is fair or unfair. For two pins I’d have you taken out and
flogged as well. But I’m sure you’d soon be back shouting the house down. And
you’re giving me a headache already. Guards!... Guards!...
After a moment, one of the
guards comes running, still carrying a whip.
Judge: Guard! Go with this woman and
find her landlord. Get her goat back. And give him a flogging for the sake of
the headache she’s given me. (Bangs
gavel. Picks up the carafe and waves it at the congregation) The Court is
in recess while I go and find something a little stronger.
Exeunt.
To be followed with
a reading of the Bible passage and an explanatory talk.
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